Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie

 Deck the halls with parts of Charlie
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Make the Yule time gross and gnarly
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Stockings stuffed with ears and fingers
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Chopped from all those caroling singers
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Drape the hearth with chunks of Barnie
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Bits of Bruce and hunks of Arnie
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Hang the crypt with spleens and kidneys
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Use Ramone's and then use Sidney's
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Raise the tree and bring the ladder
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Top it off with Gills gall bladder
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Grinning skulls in festive poses
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Strings of toes and nipped off noses
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Who needs mistletoe and holly?
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When we can just dismember Wally
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Have the whole place decorated
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With the parts we've amputated
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(Maniacal laughter)

Sincerely,

The Crypt Keeper