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Friday, September 17, 2010

Jeepers Creepers Where'd You Get Those Peepers

I was watching television, okay not watching, it’s more of an expensive background noise maker. Any who, this commercial comes on, you know the kind that makes you say WTF?

Right when it comes on it says “The eyes you are born with, are the eyes you keep.” That’s where the WTF comes in to play. I go searching the internet trying to find the source of this commercial after the initial WTF wears off. If there was not a WTF moment, I would have remembered exactly what the commercial was for and who did it and there would not be a WTF moment to blog about.

Well for the life of me I cannot find whose commercial that was. From what I remember, I think it might be a Kaiser Permanente commercial, which wouldn’t surprise me and would explain a lot IMO.

So are the eyes that you are born with the eyes that you keep? What if you lose an eye, heaven forbid of course, then you would be on your 3rd eye. You were not born with that eye. If you keep losing eyes for some strange, unknown and crazy reason, then you definitely do not have the eyes you were born with, therefore, that commercial lies! Lies I tell you, all lies!

Damn, how I wish I could find this commercial. Personally, I don’t even know what the rest of the commercial is about, haha! I think maybe they need to think of something else to say right at the beginning of the commercial, that way no one is hanging on the opening line and not knowing WTF your commercial is even about.

Great this will be plaguing me all freaking day until the commercial comes on again and I can say, WTF, all over again.

~*These are my eyes I was born with. Wow this is way cool. Here's looking at you kid. Haha!
Oh, and I plan on keeping them, knock on wood.*~