Thursday, December 23, 2010

Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie


 Deck the halls with parts of Charlie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Make the Yule time gross and gnarly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Stockings stuffed with ears and fingers
Fa la la la la la la la la
Chopped from all those caroling singers
Fa la la la la la la la la

Drape the hearth with chunks of Barnie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Bits of Bruce and hunks of Arnie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hang the crypt with spleens and kidneys
Fa la la la la la la la la
Use Ramone's and then use Sidney's
Fa la la la la la la la la

Raise the tree and bring the ladder
Fa la la la la la la la la
Top it off with Gills gall bladder
Fa la la la la la la la la
Grinning skulls in festive poses
Fa la la la la la la la la
Strings of toes and nipped off noses
Fa la la la la la la la la

Who needs mistletoe and holly?
Fa la la la la la la la la
When we can just dismember Wally
Fa la la la la la la la la
Have the whole place decorated
Fa la la la la la la la la
With the parts we've amputated
Fa la la la la la la la la
(Maniacal laughter)

Sincerely,
The Crypt Keeper

5 comments:

Beadwright said...

Love the look of your blog and the poem. Perfect!!!
See you in the new year
Nicole/Beadwright

SweetiePea said...

Wow! I'm impressed with the creativity.

The Adorkable Ditz said...

LOL I'm so glad that I haven't had breakfast yet!

http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

BeMistified said...

Awww thanks to all of you!!!

SP: I didn't make this up, but the Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt ~.0

Sandra said...

I think I need to spend Christmas with the Crypt Keeper...I haven't even wrapped my gifts yet.