Friday, October 1, 2010

Emergency = Removing Bra

Well I guess this will give another scheme for men to get us women to take our bra's off.

A doctor by the name of  Dr. Elena Bodnar, has invented a bra that covers your breast, and if need be, your face. This bra transforms into a couple of face masks. That's right folks two face masks for the price of one. The bra splits in half, and wala! One for you and one for whoever you want to save that day.

The Emergency Bra Converts into: Emergency Bra, Nursing Bra, Two Face Masks and a Strapless bra!

Maybe they will make it so it can be used as a jockstrap for the men. Not sure how comfortable that would be for the ladies though.

~*Oh what fetishes we satisfy when bra face masks are made*~

I hope this lady stops with just the bra. I don't even want to know what she has in mind for ladies panties.

So far I only see one bra, seen above, retailing for $29.99 and only goes up to size 40C. I guess that's a good thing, because if they had any bigger ones, for women like me for instance, it would cover the whole face and not really help the guy breathe, but in fact suffocate him.

So ladies if you feel you really need this bra, you can go here Emergency Bra and buy one. Oh and that's where the pictures are from too. They have t-shirts available too, but they don't have any saving capabilities. Well I guess they could be used as a tourniquet if you cut yourself, get shot or stabbed.


Simple Dude said...

Why don't they have a picture of the emergency bra being worn by two people?

I dont know if I would want to get that close to someone in an emergency situation though. I mean they would have to move quick to keep up with me or lose out on their side of the bra-mask!


Canadianbloggergirl said...

This "bra" is ridiculous. I've never heard of such a silly "invention".

To each their own I guess.


Anonymous said...

I thought I left a comment but once agaon,, Wow, I've seen and heard it al now, lol.

Just Plain Tired said...

It's amazing the things they come up with to keep us guys happy... er safe, yes I mean safe. ;)

BeMistified said...

Dude: Oh come on, you would jump at the chance :P

CBG: I wonder how comfortable it is though?

Phoenix: Welcome to the blog! Just saw this comment, but just wait. I may amaze you with something else you didn't see/hear about. =D

JPT: Haha!

vickilikesfrogs said... And that's all I have to say about THAT!