Getting to know me, well kinda

Back in the day when everyone thought that MySpace was cool, there were surveys that people would post. I ♥ed doing these surveys, because most of the answers 99.99% of the answers were made up. Upon doing one of these said surveys, I kept one, because I thought it was truly awesome and it still makes me laugh. The answers are still the same from when I answered them a year ago. It is 42 questions dear readers/followers, so it is up to you if you want to read the whole damn thing. I suggest you do if you are bored and have nothing else to do.

1: Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't?
No, I’ve never been unhappy, and Id never lie about my feelings, no matter who asked me.

2: Do you like the last person you kissed?
Detested them. Hence the reason I wanted to kiss them; I always kiss people I detest. It keeps them guessing.

3: Who was the last person to call you?
Jesus.  He broke a nail

4: Who is your crush?
Bill Clinton....I heart liars......

5: What are you looking forward to?
Being rejected by places of business who don’t want to give me a job

6: Do you consider yourself spoiled?
I am not spoiled. I just get everything I want........

7: Did you sing today?
Yes, while practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian this morning at 5am.

8: When was the last time you cried?
I don't cry

9: Last text from?
The Ouija Board

10: Ever given it all to someone who walked away?
If they walked away, how could I give it all to them?

11: Something random?
Cherry chap-stick really isn't that great

12: What is one thing you miss about your past?
My presents

13: When was the last time you drank (alcohol)?
OMG I drank alcohol? I have to call my um that person!

14: Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Um so far? Isn’t 2008 over?

15: Do you miss anyone?
Yes, but my aim is improving

16: Who do you trust the most?
Pathological liars

17: Who was the last person in your bed (besides you)?
omg I have a bed? Since When? Where is It? Who is in it?

18: Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
In the DVD Player

19: What color is your hair?
This and that oh and then

20: Have you ever drank with your number one?
Who is this number one you are referring to?

21: Are you too forgiving?
What am I forgiving?

22: Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
Never

23: Olive Garden is?
Place where the olives grow....duh

24: Are you closer to your mother or father?
Neither, for I do not know who that is.

25: Do you have trust issues?
Trust no one.....no issue…..

26: Have you ever secretly wanted someone dead?
It's no secret

27: Who do you like to spend your nights with?
It depends on the night.....

28: Can you see yourself being with someone you've been with before?
With....with....with.....oh no....no thanks......

29: Are you a cuddler?
No touchy.......

30: Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
Cleaver...check
Bags......check
Gloves....check

31: Have you ever punched a guy?
Pulled his hair......

32: Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
Forgive.....forgive.....not registering....so probably negative ghost rider......

33: Does anyone hate you for no reason?
I told her I could have her man......I don't find that a reason, but they to each their own...

34: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Cleaver......check.......Bags....check.....Gloves......check......yes I am ready now…

35: How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
There’s an opposite to sex? Must be devastating if you have to cry over it.

36: What are you wearing?
You perv of a survey!

37: Are you tan?
No, but you might want to try the neighbor next door......

38: What are your plans for the day?
I think there may have been something I answered about this.....check

39: Who made you laugh today?
The cute orange ball bouncing on the left side of my screen.....

40: Are you lonely?
I have the surveys.....I am never lonely

41: One thing you would change?
The voices seem to be a little loud today...I think I may need to turn the volume down......

42: Who would you have in your bed right now, if you could have anyone?
This survey wore me out.....Wait why wont you tell me where this bed is that I supposedly have?! And that someone is waiting in it for me right now and that I can have someone in it?! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy