So I get out of my car to go into a place of business and I notice a chick in front of me. She is oddly playing with her keys in one hand, then a piece of paper drops from her hand, she puts her keys in her purse and continues going.
I was going to say “Yo um you dropped some paper” but I knew what she was doing, the freaking litterbug! I am, at this point, past the paper and just staring at this lady. Oh how I wish I got a picture of her. She was wearing red pants and a yellow shirt. I mean really? Ketchup and mustard only looks good on stuff that is edible! Oh for the love of Gingy. Any way, she is walking then looks back and down at the piece of paper that lay in the parking lot all alone. She was going into a place that had trash cans, and I guess the paper must have bit her in order to not hold on for another 30 second to throw it away.
So I go into the place, do what I need to do, and while walking out I spot the piece of paper. I take a picture of it, figured why not I can blog about this!
~*This is the paper. It is a receipt from Whole Foods!!!*~
I then place the paper under the windshield wiper of this stupid bitch’s car. Yes, I am beyond pissed at this point, because there is no excuse for treating the planet like a trash can! No I am not a tree hugger, even though there is nothing wrong with that, but this I am completely against. I don’t want to have to pick up your stupid ass trash, it’s not alive and doesn’t have feelings, that you could have thrown away in a receptacle that is purposely placed for items such as what you dropped onto the ground.
~*Stupid Bitch's car and the WHOLE FOODS receipt!*~
Please, please, please!!! Put your trash where it goes, or it’s going right back where it came from, YOU!
This public service announcement is sponsored by those of us who hate litterbugs and one pissed off chick! Thank you for reading.
11 comments:
BM,
Ah you've just highlighted the very thing that gets under my skin more than anything else when out on the trails. Where I walked this afternoon there's a pool formed by mountain runoff and is one of Lucy's favorite splash stops, this time I called her out due to the two empty plastic energy drinks bottles floating in it. I mean for Christ's sake the bottles were heavier before they were drunk, so reinforced with energy drink why the hell could they not have energy to carry the now lighter bottles back to the end of their trek? Just one word - arses.
Ahem sorry for the rant, but you started it :-)
Best regards me dear,
John
HAHAHAHA, OMG, that is funny. I would have loved to see her face when she went back to her car.
hahahaha!
Good on ya! I would have done the same thing. But my ultimate favorite, is when driving down the highway at 110 km an hour and someone throws their McDonalds bag full of their scraps/garbage out the window. The last time that happened I got their plate and called it in. Serves those bastards right!
Rawrit!
(spot the film)
This really bugs me as well. It's no minor thing as it shows a complete lack of respect for our habitat.
All the supposedly lower lifeforms avoid shitting in their own beds, us deluded apes seem to take a wanton pleasure in frigging it all up.
Grrrr. Soapbox applauded.
I gave you a blog award! You can read all about it in my latest post!
Thanks for having such a great blog!
Jess
me too. have always hated 'litterers'!
my father used to go up to people he saw litter...and tell them...not ask...to pick their garbage up!
i've never had the nerve to go quite that far...but i do pick other people's trash up...and it really irritates me to see all the garbage people toss about! like the earth is THEIR trash can!
thanks for posting!
MMI: Awesome thank you!!!
Laura: =) I was going to tell her to pick it up, but I figgered when the piece of paper mysteriously found its way from the ground to her car, she might think the next time she does it. ~*shrugs*~ We could only hope. Unfortunately there are not enough people like your Father and way too many people like that chick.
I feel ya!
The irony is not lost on me that it was a Whole Foods receipt. I mean if you're going to go to all the trouble of buy green, natural and organic products ... the least you could do is recycle that receipt! LMAO
Earth to Anne: Thanks! =D
Sweetie: I know right?! That is why I put the store in all caps. Thought it was funny.
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